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The Promise Jokes

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My wife often uses the promise of sex as a way to get little jobs done around the house.

The plumber told me.

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I participated in an adult film with the promise of a refreshing soft drink after the shoot.

I got a Squirt.

When a man promises to do chores, he will keep the promise.

No need to remind him every six months.

Say what you will about Trump, but in the end, he kept the promise he made in 2016 about restoring respect for America in the international community.

All he had to do was lose in 2020.

What do you call it when you get your package after 2 business days instead of the promised 3-5?

mail privilege

The world's richest man is dying...

The world's richest man is dying. He has made peace with that.

But what is bothering him so much is that no one in the afterlife will even know that he has amassed such a colossal personal fortune. On Earth, everyone knows he's a self-made man who built this huge fortune from scratch, but he...

Funny and Witty WiFi names?

I think the best I've come across are;

1. Drop it like it's hotspot

2. The Promised LAN

3. Wu Tang LAN

4. Chance the Router

5. Winternet is coming

6. A LAN time ago

7. I believe Wi can Fi

8. Vladamir Routin

9. That's what she SSID
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