I got kicked out of a B League baseball game for heckling the players
When they approached me I asked them “Are you telling me I’m outta here?!”
Watching Queen's Gambit really put me in the holiday spirit. Especially the scene where the player are in the hotel lobby bragging about the matches they won
I love chess nuts boasting in an open foyer
After an embarrassing loss, the coach announced to the players:
“When I told you to play like you have never played before, i did not mean that you should play like you have never *played* before!”
The star football player was missing his academic requirements
He was the best player they'd seen in years, but unfortunately, shared an IQ with his helmet. Regulations required that the player be benched until he brought his grades back up.
The coach, wanting to win their first season in decades, pled to allow the player to finish the season. It was fin...
What did the Led Zeppelin pinball machine say when the player hadn’t inserted payment?
No Quarter.
One day a baseball umpire brought his son to a game to watch him work. Dutmring the game, the umpire was rude and insulting, even to the point of spitting and cursing the players. At the end of the game he knelt down and beckoned his son to come sit on his knee. The boy refused saying . . .
The son never sits on the brutish umpire.
For the 2020 NFL season, the players will no longer be allowed to keep chickens as pets.
It will be considered a personal fowl.
Did you see Mike Pence left the Colts game because the players knelt for the national anthem?
He was quoted as saying "I won't stand for this" on the way out
"The players are all idiots!" says my baby sister watching basketball.
"Why do they keep trying to throw the ball?" she asks.
"The basket has a **hole** in it!"
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
The story of Rolph Louie, the worst basketball player to ever make it to the NBA.
There was once a basketball player named Rolph Louie, who somehow made his way into the Chicago Bulls. This decision to pick up Rolph for the roster made no sense to anybody; it baffled the commentators, the fans and even the players on the team. Rolph could barely dribble a ball...
In 99% of...
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