Did you hear the one about the non binary gold prospector
They dug a fortune out of them/their hills.
Do you know the one step to avoiding clickbait?
Obviously not.
gg y'all, inbox = rekt
I tried having my mother’s phone disconnected, but customer service told me that since the account was in my dad’s name, he’d have to be the one to put in the request.....
The fact that he’d been dead for 40 years didn’t sway the rep. Then a solution hit me: “If I stop paying the bill, you can turn off the service, right?”
“Well, yes,” she said reluctantly. “But that would ruin his credit.”
Fishermen hate him- You won't believe the one item he uses to catch more fish than anyone else
Click bait.
I got a new pair of gloves today, but they’re both ‘lefts,’ which on the one hand is great,
but on the other, it’s just not right.
We all know the zip code to Beverly Hills, it’s 90210. But do you remember the one for Dawson’s Creek?
It’s 90108 (for our lives to be over)
What is the one thing Spiderman can't eat?
Uncle Bens rice.
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All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge...
"I should be in charge," said the brain , "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said the blood , "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach," Bec...
Did you hear the one about the deaf guy?
Neither did he.
You ever hear the one about the gas lighter?
No, you didn't.
One night, a husband murmured in his sleep, "Oh, Emily, you're the one that got away."
The wife, wide awake beside him, bolted up and exclaimed, "Emily? Who is Emily?"
The husband, still in the depths of slumber, muttered, "Emily, your laughter is the melody of my heart."
The wife, now fully awake and boiling with anger, shook him vigorously and demanded, "I demand...
Did you hear the one about the cult meet and greet?
The punch line is a killer.
Did you hear the one about the hat?
Don't worry, it's over your head.
“Did you hear the one about the bed?”
“It’s not made up yet.”
Did you hear the one about the legume?
Everyone thought he was some kind of nut!
What did the Uber driver say to the one-legged fare?
"Hop in!"
What is the one type of person that will never get angry?
A nomad.
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