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The number 69

Some people think 69 is the perfect number, but the truth is that 9's tired of 6 coming first.

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The teacher asked what comes after the number 69...

The student replies, "Mouthwash."

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I've been fired from my job as a bingo caller...

Apparently it's inappropriate to call the number 69 as *"A meal for two with a terrible view"*.

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