UPJOKE

White people can't say the N word, but..

They can say "thanks for the warning officer" and "hey dad"

I don't care anymore. I'm gonna say the N word with a hard R !

NASCAR

the boss called me to his office to talk about my frequent use of the n word

some people wont take no for an answer

I kinda miss the late 90's when you could say the N word and people would be like hell yeah

Now if I say the n word people look at me weird, I can't help it that I still like nickleback

So singing some rap songs with my black friends in the car and they are picking on me because as a white guy I am not allowed to say the n word when it pops up in the songs.

But jokes on them, I can say a lot of other words that they can’t.
Like “thank you officer have a nice day.”
And also “happy birthday uncle dad”

My teacher said that before we start our new book, "it's best we say the N word a couple times out loud, just get it out of our system".

I've seen this help students reading old material and I could definitely see why some English teachers do this, but I had no idea why my Calculus teacher was having us try it out.

This is terrible but I just thought of it and I wanna share it

“I’m gonna say the n word”
“Don’t you dare”
“Nickleback!”

A man is in the middle of his eye exam.

It seems to be going well until the doctor asks him to cover one eye and read words off a board.

The doctor asks, “What does this say?”

The man says, “That’s easy enough. I.”

The doctor points at the next line.

“That says Am.”

The doctor points at the next line, an...

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