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The Most Stupid Jokes

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Three guys discuss whose wife is the most stupid.

"Mine bought a kitchen for $10,000 - and she cannot even cook!"

"Yeah, mine bought a car for $20,000 - and she cannot drive!"

"Ah, that's nothing. Mine bought 100 condoms for a business trip - and she does not even have a penis!"

What’s the Most Stupid Animal in the Jungle?

The Polar Bear

Two parents are arguing about whose child is the most stupid.

"Mine is very stupid", says the first one. "And to show you what I mean: Hey son, take this dollar and go buy my a piano! You saw him! He's going!"

"Nah... mine is even more stupid" replies the second one. "Hey son, go to the cafeteria to check if I'm there. Check him out!! He left."

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Terrorists of Reddit, who is the most stupid person you have met in your organization?

Don't forget the name of your organization as well!

An old Man is in the big city the first time in his life for an doctors apointment.

He takes a taxi, a mercedes, to get to his appointment. The whole ride he bombards his driver the most stupid questions about live in the big city. The taxi driver gehts more and more irritated about the questions.

Finally the man asks: "What´s the star in the middle of your hood for?"
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Three friends, Harry, Dick, an Billy were stranded on an island

They stumble upon a genie lamp, who proceeds to give them each a wish.

Harry, being the smartest of the group, says, "I wish to have the power to change into a bird so I can fly away."

So Harry flies away.

Dick, being somewhat smart, says, 'I want to become a bird and fly away!"...

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A guy was lost in the rain one night..

.. And he really needed to find a place to spend at night. He sighted a lone house through his car window and knocked on the door.

An old lady opened it for him and the guy asked for accommodation for the night. The old lady said, "OK son, but will you mind if you'll have to share the bed wit...

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