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Tiger Woods wanted to play at The Masters.....

But everyone knew he’d have trouble getting past the turn.

Tiger Woods won't be able to play the Masters this year.

Having difficulties with his driving.


Too soon?

Golfers always bring two pairs of pants to the Masters.

Just in case they get a hole in one.

Tiger Woods is playing a practice round for The Masters

Midway through his round he stumbles upon an old magic genie lamp and out comes a fairly old semi retired genie but the genie granted Tiger one wish nonetheless. Tiger gave it some thought and told the genie about the recent struggles he’s having with painkillers and the opioid epidemic across this ...

A guy buys two tickets for the Masters..

A guy buys two tickets to the Masters Tournament. He's sitting front row with an empty seat next to him. A man walks up and asked him if anybody was sitting there. The guy responds; "No this the seat is empty." The man says; "What a shame! Someone bought this amazing seat and didn't show up to watch...

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