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The Man Who Invented Jokes

The man who invented the umbrella was going to call it brella.

When asked, he hesitated.

I met the man who invented the part of a map that explains what each symbol means.

What a legend.

The man who invented Velcro has died.

RIP

The man who invented auto-correct has died.

His funfair is on sundial at moon

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The man who invented autocorrect has died.

May he roast in piss.

The man who invented auto-correct has suddenly past away...

His funfair is next monkey...

The man who invented the throat lozenge has passed away...

There was no coffin at the funeral.

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To the man who invented zero

Thanks for nothing, fuckhead

The man who invented knock-knock jokes

should get a no bell prize.

The man who invented Tetris died.

They buried him and the whole cemetery disappeared.

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The man who invented the dildo sadly passed away. His funeral went just as expected.

Only women came.

Did you hear the man who invented the USB port died?

At his funeral they lowered the casket....

Then raised it, turned it around, and lowered it again.

The man who invented spreadable margarine got scammed out of every penny he made out of it.

I can't believe he's not bitter.

The man who invented the trampoline died today.

His family remembers his last words... “Look what I can do.”

The man who invented the remote control has died age 96.

He was found down the back of the sofa.

How did the man who invented the bed of stone die?

In a pillow fight

The man who invented toaster settings has died.

He'll be cremated at 6.

Have you heard about the man who invented a bell-less belfry?

The invention was so great, he won a no-bell prize.

The man who invented cats’ eyes...

The man who invented cats’ eyes to make the roads safer at night got the idea when he saw the eyes of a cat in his headlights.

If the cat had been going the other way, he would’ve invented the pencil sharpener.

The man who invented the double entendre died last week.

His wife's taking it hard.

I visited the birthplace of the man who invented the toothbrush today

There's no plaque

The man who invented the TV remote control died...

He's going to be buried between two couch cushions.

I applaud Samuel Miller, the man who invented the jackhammer.

He had a groundbreaking idea.

The man who invented single-ply toilet paper

made a serious breakthrough.

I was thinking about the man who invented the hand sanitizer gel

He must be rubbing his hands together.

I met the man who invented the Big Mac today…

He was much smaller and less appealing than he looked in his photos…

It turns out that I’m related to the man who invented the globe.

It’s a small world.

Did you hear about the man who invented a device to see through walls?

He called it a window

The man who invented the Kinder Surprise had died.

The pathologist who does his autopsy is in for a treat.

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

They are giving out a special award in the Netherlands this year

The man who invented the knock-knock joke is also getting a no bell prize.

You do the hokey-pokey..

The man who invented the hokey-pokey died today. It was a weird funeral. First, they put his left leg in.......

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