UPJOKE

Do you know the guy who created the knock knock joke?

They say he won the no-bell price.

Whoever invented the knock knock jokes

Should get a Nobell prize.

What award did the creator of the knock knock jokes win?

The no-bell prize

Did you hear about the guy who made the knock knock jokes?

He won the no bell prize

Did you hear about the man who invented the knock knock joke?

He won the Nobel prize.

(Sorry if this has been posted before, I heard it today for the first time and it made my day)

My favorite knock knock joke. I need someone to start it ...

Someone start the knock knock joke ...

Do you like Knock Knock jokes?

Because I believe that the inventor of the knock knock joke deserves a 'No-bell' prize.

My 10 y/o son told me this.

Him: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Why?
Him: To find the idiot.
Him: Knock knock
Me: Who's there?
Him: The chicken...

I saw it coming with the knock knock joke but it made me laugh.

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