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The Keepers Jokes

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Keepers at a zoo realized that a lone female gorilla that was recently brought in for habitation was badly in heat.

Because of this the gorilla was acting very amorous with the keepers every time they tried to feed her. So they figured if she just had sex that she might calm down.

It was then they approached a rather dumb janitor and asked him if he'd like to have sex with the gorilla for $500.

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Irishman and a gorilla

Irishman got a job at the zoo, after two weeks there one of the keepers said to him "Would you fuck the gorilla for £2,000?" He said "On three conditions; I don't wanna kiss it, I don't want any of my friends or family to find out, and give me a couple of months to get the money together".

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