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Did you hear about the ISIS sex doll?

It blows itself up

The ISIS leader has been killed

Now the organisation is called as WASWAS

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How did the ISIS camel pass out from exhaustion?

It had to teach sex ED and Driver's ED at the same time.

So the ISIS leader was killed which is all well and good but it doesn't change the fact

that Prez. Trump had a premature evacuation.

If the ISIS decided to suicide bomb in Hawaii

will they shout "allahu akbar" or "aloha akbar?

Did you hear about the ISIS graphic designer?

He was handed some selfies and asked to blow them up.

You know why the ISIS terrorist was happy when he was captured?

He thought waterboarding would be a blast!

At the ISIS training ground

Director: All right, I am going to show you how to perform a successful suicide bombing

Director: Watch carefully, because I only going to show you this once

It Was All Fun And Games At The ISIS Orgy

That was until someone blew their load.

How do you pass the Isis entrance exam?

I don't know about you, I bombed it.

What did the isis members wife say when he left the house?

Bahh

What did the ISIS member yell at his wife when he caught her drinking wine?

Zinfandel!!!

What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

Why'd the ISIS fighter bring his son to the execution?

Like all fathers, he wanted his son to get ahead.

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A CNN reporter, a BBC reporter, and an Israeli commando are captured by ISIS in Syria.

The leader of the terrorists told them that he would grant them each one last request before they were beheaded.

The CNN Reporter said, "Well, I’m an American, so I’d like one last hamburger with French fries.”

The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the burger &am...

Did you know global warming is reducing terrorism?

The ISIS melting.

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A Labour politician, a BBC TV reporter and a British SAS soldier were captured by ISIS...

They were, as usual, sentenced to death by beheading.

Unexpectedly, the ISIS leader said they could have one last request before their sentence was carried out...

The Labour politician asked to hear a rendering of "Keep the Red Flag Flying Here".

The BBC TV reporter asked that t...

An ISIS member was performing...

An ISIS member was performing a routine traffic stop looking for infidels, and stopped the car of a Christian couple. “Are you Muslim?” asked the ISIS member. “Yes,” replied the Christian man, “I’m Muslim.”
The ISIS member says, “If you are a Muslim, then recite a verse of Quran.” The Christian m...

One Marine is better than...

A large group of Isis fighters in Iraq are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune:
"One Marine is better than ten Isis fighters".

The Isis commander quickly orders 10 of best men over the dune where a gun battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, ...

What did the terrorist group say when they went to Antarctica?

The ISIS everywhere

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A German Man, A Swedish Man, and an Israeli Man Are Kidnapped by ISIS

“Listen up infidels,” says the ISIS member, you have on last with before I kill you.”

The German pleads for mercy, “Germany has always embraced your people, what have I done to deserve this ?” After no answer, he deicdes he wants sausage and a good beer.

Next, the Swedish man screams a...

Three women- a blond, a brunette, and a red head, are all about to be executed by ISIS

The red head was up first. Right before she was going to be executed she yelled, “TORNADO!” All of the ISIS members took cover and she escaped. The brunette was the next in line. She followed in the red-head’s footprints and this time screamed “SANDSTORM!” The gullible ISIS members again ducked for ...

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How to break bad news like a boss

At dawn the telephone rings, "Hello, Senor Kent? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house."

"Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?"

"Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Kent, that your parrot, he is dead".

"My parrot? Dead? The one that w...

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I knew a Spanish guy that looked like just a member of ISIS once...

The resemblance was pretty fucking uncanny. Bunch of my friends asked to see a picture of the ISIS guy, but I refused and only showed them my Spanish friend.

Safe to say that if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.

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