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The inventor of autocorrect died

The funnel will be held tomato.

The inventor of the USB stick has died

At his funeral they gently lowered the coffin, then pulled it back up, turned it the other way, then lowered it again.

The inventor of the wind chill factor died this week.

He was 86 but felt more like he was 64.

Not NSFW: The inventor of Velcro died today.

RIP

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The inventor of the Hospital Gown

Did you know the inventor of the hospital gown was Seymour Butts?

What did people say when the inventor of the Dry Erase Board showed off his new invention.

That's Remarkable!

Terrible joke, came to me on the toilet early, but I had to say it. And it's also likely be told in some form before.

The inventor of autocorrect died today

His funfair will be hello on sundial

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The inventor of anagrams died today.

May he 'erect a penis'.

The inventor of the chicken tikka masala has died

Just before he passed he slipped into a korma

The inventor of the umbrella was actually just going to call it brella

But he hesitated

The inventor of Tetris died recently and the casket was buried vertically...

And then the entire graveyard disappeared

The inventor of auto correct died today.

His fun fair is next monkey

The Inventor of AutoCorrect died

The Inventor of AutoCorrect died.

Condiments are roaring in.

* He will be mist
* He was a very general food man
* He was killed in four luggages
* He is in a wetter place
* Paying for his knife and Emily
* Send flours and dalmations to---
* May he roast in piece
...

The inventor of the crossword puzzle moved into my neighbourhood.

He lives five streets down and two houses across.

The inventor of Dulex weathershield exterior paint has perished while attempting to climb Everest …

Rescuers said he could have done with another coat

What was the inventor of the Fleshlight thinking?

If I build it, they will cum.

The inventor of the ferris wheel never met the inventor of the merry-go-round

They moved in different circles.

The inventor of the gif has died...

I expect we'll see many moving tributes.

Why did the Inventor of sandals take back his claim for a patent?

He got cold feet

The inventor of autocorrect walks into a bar

he asks for a bear

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.'

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, 'I want to hang out with God.'

St. Peter took Ar...

The inventor of the ballet skirt was struggling for a name for his invention.

Finally he put tu and tu together.

The inventor of inappropriate innuendo jokes died suddenly yesterday.

His wife is taking it really hard.

Is it true that the inventor of fractions was...

...Louis the 1/16th?

The Inventor of the Cassette Tape Died This Week...

But his memory will never be erased.

It will get a bit fuzzy over time though.

The inventor of the light bulb

Certainly had a bright future

What award did the inventor of knock knock jokes recieve?

The No Bell Prize

What happened to the inventor of the inflatable shoe?

He popped his clogs.

Did you know the inventor of Reese's Pieces has a master's in biology specializing in monkeys?

He did a Rhesus thesis.

Sir John Harrington, the inventor of the flush toilet, is well remembered for two reasons.

Number 1 and Number 2

(Note: Ancient civilizations like the Mesopotamians and Minoans can also lay claim to inventing flush toilets too, I guess)

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The inventor of the snooze button just died.

His funeral will take place tomorrow at 8:00, 8:05, 8:10 and 8:15.

The inventor of Winrar has been arrested

His trial is expected to last forever

The inventor of sliced bread

Is likely the one that cut the cheese.

Karl Marx is a historically famous philosopher and political theorist,

but very few people know about his sister,

Onya, the inventor of the starter pistol.

Bill Gates dies and goes to heaven,

where Saint Peter gives him a nice, modern six-bedroom house with a pretty garden and a tennis court. Pleased with his lot, Bill quickly settles into the afterlife.

One day he is out walking when he bumps into a man wearing a fine tailored suit.

"That's really nice," says Bill. "Where ...

Sadly the inventor of the USB port died recently. . .

They are still trying to figure out which way to put his casket into the ground.

The inventor of the air conditioner has died

Thousands of fans are attending his funeral

When the inventor of Tetris, Alexey Pajitnov, died, his coffin was put into the ground.

Then the entire cemetery disappeared.

The inventor of the dissapointing punchline has died

His funeral will be held on Thursday at 2pm.

The inventor of the TASER gun recently died.

Both friends and enemies
were stunned!

You think the inventor of the shoehorn...

ever tries to bring it up in conversation?

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Did you know the inventor of the first dildo was Chinese?

His name was Hung Dong

The inventor of the USB drive passed away recently.

There was some trouble getting his body in the coffin.

The inventor of the jigsaw puzzle has died today...

...his wife is said to be in 1500 pieces!

I bought a new book yesterday. It's the Biography of Jimmy Scotch, the inventor of "Scotch Tape"

Unfortunately I couldn't find the beginning.

The inventor of Twister has died...

...Police say "foul play cannot be ruled out".

The inventor of dog treats died earlier today.

He was a good boy. Yes he was.

With my time machine, I traveled back to 1945 to show the inventor of Doc Martens my shiny new boots...

Do you think I created a Pair O' Docs?

What was the inventor of suspenders awarded for their discovery?

The no-belt prize.

Did you know the inventor of the typewriter was unknown until recent discoveries in China?

The new discoveries point to a man named Tye Ping

The inventor of AutoCorrect...

...is a stupid mass hole. He can fake right off.

The inventor of the Oxford Comma has died.

Tributes have been lead by JK Rowling, his wife and the Queen of England.

The inventor of the remote control died.

But now nobody can find him...

I'd like to congratulate the inventor of the wobbly table

He must be successful with them being in every restaurant and cafe

The inventor of glass coffins was asked would his failing business ever succeed.

He replied. Remains to be seen.

The inventor of the Big Mac died the other day....

His family ordered the most lavish coffin they could find in the brochure, but were extremely disappointed when it turned out to be nothing like the picture.

I met the inventor of the trampoline.

He's an all round nice guy, but a bit jumpy.

I once dated the inventor of the stopwatch.

That was my 15.535 seconds of fame.

The inventor of the light bulb has recently been diagnosed with depression.

I wonder how many people it took to change him.

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The inventor of the Fleshlight, frustrated with his wife for refusing his sexual advances, hears a voice one night...

"If you build it you will cum!"

What did the inventor of the vacuum cleaner say to the child he never wanted?

Dyson

What's the one thing that Kevin Costner and the inventor of the vibrator have in common?

They both heard voices saying "if you build it, they will come."

They say the inventor of yoga pants had comfort in mind

But I like to think he had posterior motives.

I met the inventor of the crossword last week.

Can't remember his name. P something T something R.

The inventor of the Heimlich maneuver has died at the age of 96.

Ironically enough, everyone at his funeral was choking back tears.

The inventor of large scholarly books showed me his factory.

He said, "Make yourself a tome."

Alfred Nobel is considered the inventor of dynamite

...because all the others could not be positively identified.

Don't let the naysayers get you down, even the inventor of toilet paper had his critics...

"this is tearable" they said at first.

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How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia?

If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

I just heard news that the inventor of the Heimlich Manuever, Henry J. Heimlich, just passed away at 96

I'm still choked up about it.

What do you call it when the inventor of the ceramic knee replacement gets a metal knee replacement?

Iron-knee

Sad news from Australia

The inventor of the boomerang grenade died today.

BREAKING NEWS

The inventor of predictive text was injured in a traffic accident.

He's been bacon by ambience to the horse piddle.

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