I found a cult of people that worship the god of violence
Their beliefs are just wack
The God of Thunder Took a Ride Upon His Favourite Philly
The god of thunder took a ride upon his favourite Philly. “I’m Thor!” he cried, and the horse replied “cause you forgot your thaddle thilly!”
What happens when the God Of Thunder starts writing books?
He becomes an author.
What do we say to the God of Procrastination?
Not Today!
Where does the god of lightning keep his warm food?
In a Thormos
How did the God of Mischief escape Assgard unnoticed?
He was low-key.
What do we say to the God of Death?
Would you like Freys with that?
Why could the god of thunder not speak well after he got his wisdom teeth pulled...
Because he was too Thor.
The God of the Sun has burnt millions and millions of people...
... But that's ok, because he Apollo-gized.
Thor the God of Thunder
So Thor, the God of Thunder, is sitting on his cloud on Asgard when he suddenly wants to visit the humans. He jumps on his magical flying horse and rides down to them. When he gets there he proclaims, "I AM THOR!" to which his horse replies, "Well, that's because you forgot your thaddle thilly."
Before he was the God of Time, Chronos had an older brother who filled that role, but he was always behind time, so his people decapitated him.
They'd give him a second chance, but now he's a head of time.
The god of thunder rides to the top of the mountain atop his noble steed.
Upon reaching the summit, he gets off his horse, raises his hammer to the sky and yells, "I am Thor!"
The horse turns around and says, "That'th cuth you forgot your thaddle thilly!"
I don't enjoy winning against The God of Thunder...
He is always a Thor loser.
God Of Thunder
Awakening the morning after an orgy, the god of thunder was stretching sleepily when he noticed a beautiful Valkyrie standing in the doorway. “Good morning,” he said. “I’m Thor”. She replied “ You’re Thor? I’m tho thor I can hardly pith.”
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