The Formula Jokes

All of them say NO. Weird.

... What is the formula for ice? H2O cubed

I was fast, asleep.

A Masi-cre

Unfortunately he said no

EDIT:

for the people complaining about how i messed up the formula name, its a joke, it doesnt matter

Ha, I just lyed to you.

octopi*r2


Of course it should really be octopods*r2

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Teacher: That’s not what I taught you.
Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

Student: “h-i-j-k-l-m-n-o-.” Chemistry teacher: “where did you get an idea like that?” Student: “you told us the other day it was h to o.”

He called a plumber. The plumber came on the next day, sealed a few screws and everything was working as before.

The professor was delighted. However, when the plumber gave him the bill a minute later, he was shocked.

"This is one third of my monthly salary !" he yelled.

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Unfortunately, he forgot the formula.

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He meets God there and asks him: "Dear God, you know me, I'm the author of worlds most famous equation. Would you show me the equation you used to create man?"

God takes a pencil and a piece of paper, scribbles something down and gives it to him.

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She had been watching the Formula-1 and she asked me: "I want something that goes from 0 to 120 in less than three seconds." I gave her a scale.

A math professor has a leaky sink, and calls a plumber to fix it. The plumber fixes the sink quickly, but discovers a few other problems which also need to be fixed. The plumber is done after about 2 hours, and gives the professor the bill. The professor realizes that the plumber gets paid much more... read more

His choices are a physicist, a mathematician, and an engineer.
His test is simple: Whoever can determine the volume of a red rubber ball will be the new chief advisor, provided his explanation makes sense to the king, and that the king can trust the calculation.

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