A proud and confident genius makes a bet with an idiot. The genius says, "Hey idiot, every question I ask you that you don't know the answer, you have to give me $5. And if you ask me a question and I can't answer yours I will give you $5,000." The idiot says, "Okay." The genius then asks, "How many...
I piy the fool
Yes, I missed a t
A fool is walking down the street, dragging a brick on a leash behind him.
A cop sees him and says to himself: "I'll make fun of him."
He walks up to him and says: "Gee, you've got a nice dog!"
The fool replies, "Are you crazy? That's a brick!"
The angry cop walks away.
The fool turns to the brick and says, "We got him, didn't we, Rex?"
Wife asks the husband, who's the fool - you or me?
The husband calmly replies, while sipping his coffee, "honey, everyone knows you are way too smart to marry a fool"
Edit - I swear the joke was hilarious in the language I translated it from.
Quiche is like the fools gold of the baking world.
When you see it, you think it’s pie right?
I got an email from a Hollywood celebrity with the subject line: “I piy the fool!”
I replied, “Hey you missed a t?”
On January 13, 2018, everyone in Hawaii was mad about the malfunction of the early warning system, the fools…
Hawaii IS the early warning system…
I ran into a celebrity while walking down Hollywood Boulevard. He had a mullet, tons of jewelry, and was yelling, “I piy the fool!”
I said, “Hey, you missed a t.”
My grandfather predicted that the Titanic would sink.
He tried to warn everyone that it was going to sink, but the fools wouldn't listen. Being the good man that he was, he kept on urging people to heed his warning, right up until he was escorted out of the movie theatre by security.
After enlisting in the 82nd Airborne Division...
a guy eagerly asked his recruiter what he could expect from jump school. "Well," the recruiter replied, "it's three weeks long." "What else?" he inquired. "The first week they separate the men from the boys," the recruiter said. "The second week they separate the men from the fools." "And the third ...
A funny story written by some of my Chinese students, 10/11 years old. i hope it makes you laugh
The Foolish Farmer
A long time ago, there was a farmer who had never been to the city before. One day, he went to the supermarket in the city. He saw a rubber that was like a small car. He asked the seller, “Why is this car so small?”
The seller replied, “ Its not a c...
In a medieval town ...
... a beggar comes up to a tavern where the owner is cooking a roast of beef on a spit. The beggar has a piece of bread and holds it out over the roast so that is catches the grease that is rising off the roast into the air. The tavern owner says nothing until the beggar has captured enough grease a...
TIL that MR T used to wrap victims in flat bread to torture them
He liked to pita the fools
Lessons learned over time:
(In no particular order, and yes - I am a nerd)
1) the problem is always in the last thing that you check.
2) always do the network card driver update AFTER everything else.
3) it's probably the cable that's causing the problem.
4) if you think that you've made things ...
Mr. T just opens his own beauty salon.
I Pretty The Fool.
My dad gave me a one dollar bill because I’m his smartest son.
My dad gave me a one dollar bill because I'm his smartest son, and I swapped it for two shiny quarters because two is more than one!
And then I took the quarters and traded them to Lou, for three dimes -- I guess he don't know that three is more than two!
Just then, along c...
What did Mr.T say to the bread?
I "pita" the fool!
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