A family is looking to buy a house and as they are looking around they see a big stain on the ceiling and ask the real estate agent about it.
"See, a few months ago there was a family living here and this room belonged to a little girl who was possessed and a priest performed an exorcism in h...
Years ago, my Mother-in-law began reading, "The Exorcist". She said it was the most evil book she ever read. So evil in fact, she couldn't finish it, took it to the ocean and threw it off the pier.
I went out, but another copy, ran it under the faucet, and left it beside her bed.
My friends call me the exorcist...
Because after I leave there are no spirits left in the house
Did you hear about the exorcist who went to Domino's?
Apparently the pizza dough had the Mark of The Yeast.
The guy who made the opening theme music for The Exorcist is getting involved in the canned chicken business.
He’s called it Mike Oldfield’s Tubular Birds.
The Exorcist star Linda Blair turns 62 today and still looks amazing
She is still turning heads.
(Heard this one on the radio this morning.)
The kid from the Exorcist got a ticket.
For possession.
Happy Halloween.
What happens when you don’t pay the exorcist
You get repossessed!
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
I haven't paid the exorcist in time.
They were so pissed they came back and repossessed my house.
I couldn't pay the exorcist that I hired.
He came around and re-possessed my house.
Have you heard about the new prequel for the exorcist?
it's called *the orcist*
Have you heard the one about the family who couldn't afford to pay the exorcist?
Their house was repossessed.
In the move The Exorcist, people are concerned when Reagan levitates and her head spins around on her body
But to any other demon, this is just a pair of normal activity.
Exorcist - The Sequel
Have you heard about the sequel to the Exorcist?
In the new version, a woman hires the Devil to get a priest out of her son.
I always found the movie "The Exorcist" confusing...
It made my head spin.
What happens when you don't pay the exorcist...
You get repossessed.
Nope not mine. May be a repost. If so upvotes to that person.
Mario and Luigi walk into a DVD shop.
Mario holds up a movie.
“Is-a that the exorcist?” Luigi asked.
“This is It, Luigi.” Mario replied.
My co-worker was reading a book on her tea break.
I asked her what it was and she said "It's *The Exorcist*. It's the most evil book I've ever read, it's really getting to me."
At the start of her lunch break she said "Right, I'm getting rid of this horrible thing!". I watched out of the window as she walked by the river and threw the book i...
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
