UPJOKE

THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD...

How bad is it you ask?

So bad,

THAT....

My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer....

The economy is so bad

The economy is so bad, if the bank returns your check marked "insufficient funds" you call & ask if they meant you or them.....

The economy is so bad

ExxonMobil just laid off 25 Congressmen.

The economy is so bad

I went to buy a toaster and they gave me a bank.

Favorite Leno Joke

The economy is so bad, Mc Hammer said, "For five dollars U Can Touch This."

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