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The Echo Jokes

At a party last week my wife got very drunk and told everybody she invented the echo.

I said to her "listen to yourself"

German soldiers are chasing two partisans

And the two partisans hide in the water well.

The German soldiers approach the well and one soldier looks down in the well and says "I can't see anything"...the echo comes back "I can't see anything".

Then the second German soldier looks down in the well and says "Maybe they hide in th...

My wife asked why I carried a gun around the house. I told her : Fear of CIA.

She laughed, I laughed, the Amazon echo laughed.

I shot the echo.

A new brain cell is born in a man's skull

Scientists have long thought that the number of brain cells was fixed from childhood, but have now discovered that new brain cells can indeed appear even in adults.

So on this day, a new brain cell is born in a man's skull, and it finds itself in a gigantic dark and empty cave.

"\_ Is...

World War II, occupied Poland - three partisans who survived a firefight run into a village, fleeing a Wehrmacht squad. Exhausted, they stop by a well...

"They've surrounded the village" one of them says. "There's no way out, sarge!"


"Let's hide in the well" the sergeant responds. "We can hold on to the bucket and brace ourselves against the top walls. Just remember, if anyone comes near, we have to act like the echo, or they'll get suspic...

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A woman goes to the OBGYN and lies on the table

When she spreads her legs she hears:

Doctor: Wow, that's some big vagina.

Doctor: Wow, that's some big vagina.

Patient: Ok, you don't really need to repeat it.

Doctor: Sorry, it wasn't me. It was the echo.

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(Nsfw) I was going down on my girl the other day

I was going down on my girl the other day and I said: "Damn! You have a big pussy. Damn! You have a big pussy."

She asked: " Why did you say it twice?"

I replied: " I didn't. It was the echo."

Three men are in a hot-air balloon

Three men are in a hot-air balloon. Soon, they find themselves lost in a canyon somewhere. One of the three men says, "I've got an idea. We can call for help in this canyon and the echo will carry our voices far."

So he leans over the basket and yells out, "Helllloooooo! Where are we?" (They ...

Janitor in the church

The church janitor is cleaning the large overhead ducts from the inside when he notices a nun praying by herself and decides to have some fun. With the echo and a booming voice he proclaims "your prayers will answered", but the nun doesnt even flinch. He tries again "my child, your sins are forgiv...

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A man was eating out his gf and said...

"girl, you have the biggest pussy I've ever seen"
"girl, you have the biggest pussy I've veer seen"

the gf turns to him and asks: "why'd you say it twice?"

the guy replies: "that wasn't me, that was the echo"

[old joke from the Predator film]

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Old joke from the movie Predator

This is an old joke from the movie Predator.

Shane black's character (Hawkins) tells this joke to Sonny Landham's character (Billy)

Hawkins: Billy. Billy! The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy."

She ...

Meditation

[A bit dry : p]

One day, as he did everyday an old yogi was meditating in a cave.

A hungry traveller passing by noticed him in the cave sitting by a fire.

The traveler hoping for a bite to eat shouts into the echoing cave "Hello there!!"

The yogi being very disciplined, k...

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