The Donner Party had to eat so many people because they didn't have Jesus
If Jesus had been with the Donner Party the first person to die would have filled the entire party with twelve baskets of leftovers!
I wonder what was the last thing to go through the Donner Party’s minds
I guess a fork
The Donner Party Diet
Breakfast: Jacks
Lunch: Franks
Dinner: Patties
Donner Party.
Here's a rare treat....an original joke
At work I was talking with a client who brought up the Donner Party and asked if i knew who the were. I replied that yes, I did. They were the group snowbound in the mountains in the 1800s and turned to cannabalism. I added that they were supposedly...
Santa’s reindeer had an issue with their dinner reservation.
The restaurant simply refused to seat the Donner party.
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