The doctor called me into his office today looking unsettled.
I asked the doctor why he looked so dismayed. He looked at me and said “I have bad news and worse news”. I boldly looked him in the eyes and told him to inform me of the issue. The doctor replied “You have 29 hours to live”. To which I uncomfortably asked what the worse news was. The doctor replied ...
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A man's wife gave birth while he was on a business trip.
The doctor called and asked, "Did you know you were having quintuplets?" "I'm not surprised," the man replied, "I've got a dick like a stovepipe!" "You should probably get it cleaned then," said the doctor, "because they're all black."
Two men are sitting in the doctor's office.
The one looks at the other one and says, "What are you here for?"
The man replied "I have a red ring around my pecker, What are you here for?"
The other man said, "I have a green ring around my pecker."
The doctor called the man with the red ring first in his office and exami...
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