The dumb and deaf are better than the blind in the dating game.

They can read signs

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/u/Anal_Explorer on utilizing your large penis in the dating game.

>I prefer to keep it as a surprise, like flashing a stack of 100 dollar bills in my wallet. One minute we're talking about her jet ski vacation she got that awesome tan on, then BAM! Dick on the table. Before she can react, zipper it back up and pretend like nothing happened.


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What makes you think you're so good in bed?

A woman is in a relationship with an abusive man, but for years she justifies staying with him because he is great in bed. Until one day the man hits her and kicks her to the point where he crosses her line. She finally dumps him and tries to move on.

Being out of the dating game for a wh...

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