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Little Johnny and the drawing project

One morning to spice things up, teacher decided to have a classroom drawing project. One person would start, then the next student would add to the drawing. She asked the students who wanted to start first, so little Johnny raised his hand. Knowing little Johnny had a disturbed mind, she decided ...

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A girl comes home from school...

She tells her mother, "Mommy, today we started first grade and the teacher asked us to count to 20 and I counted to 100! Is it because I'm blonde?"

"Yes dear it's because you're blonde" says the mother happily.

The girl comes home the next day and announces, "Mommy, the teacher t...

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