What kind of eel hits your eye like a big pizza pie?
That's a Moray.
To be sung: When you scuba dive, and an eel grabs your thigh,
that's a moray.
When you swim in the creek and an eel bites your cheek
that's a moray!
What did the Italian marine biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
I'll see myself out...
When an eel strikes your heel and severe pain you feel...
... That's a moray.
What's Dean Martin's favorite eel?
That's a moray.
A fish goes into an underwater psychologist's office...
"You've got to help me, doc," the fish says. "I've never been so upset."
The psychologist - who can somehow speak and survive in the ocean - adjusts his glasses and tries to project a welcoming demeanor. "Well, I'll certainly do what I can," he says, "but first, I'll need to hear about your p...
Trip to the aquarium joke
The other week I was in the aquarium having a whale of a time (pardon the pun). I saw sea horses, sharks, turtles, the whole shebang. But I couldn't wait to get to my favourite creature. I don't know why but I've always been fascinated by eels. I did a project on them in primary school and since the...
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