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Did you know that they donโ€™t serve Thanksgiving leftovers at rehab?

People there are trying to quit cold turkey

In the past, I've tried to slowly wean myself off of my unhealthy habit of eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers, but it never works.

This year I'm going to quit cold turkey.

My least favorite Thanksgiving leftovers are

The relatives who don't leave until Monday.

My family held an intervention for me today...

They say I'm addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers, I said I can quit cold Turkey whenever I want

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