Would you like some Thanksgiving leftovers?

I'm trying to quit cold turkey.

My least favorite Thanksgiving leftovers are

The relatives who don't leave until Monday.

My family held an intervention for me today...

They say I'm addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers, I said I can quit cold Turkey whenever I want

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