Texas Cowboy Jokes

So, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.

Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "notice anything different about me?"

Margaret, Age 75, looked him over. "Nope."

Frustrated, Robert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and wal... read more

Cowboy: "Give me three packets of condoms, please."
Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"
Cowboy: "Nah. She ain't that ugly.

So, a San Francisco cowboy and a Texas cowboy are riding their horses along the fence line. They're riding for a while when all of a sudden they come across a sheep who has its neck stuck in the fence.

The Texas cowboy gets all excited. "Oooo boy, look what we found! This is going to be GOOD... read more

Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were
about to be hung for cattle rustling. The lynch mob brought the
three men to a tree right at the edge of the Rio Grande. The idea was that when each man had died, they'd cut the rope and he'd drop into the river and drift out of sight

The... read more