Testing Positive Jokes - 3 Hilarious Testing Positive Jokes

With all these Politicians testing Positive for COVID-19...

It looks like Trump kept his promise to drain the swamp.

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After testing positive in Tuscaloosa, my uncle Reamus ran out of ICU naked into the woods...

He checked back in two days later, covered in tick bites. I asked him what the hell he was thinking.

He replied, "Well... your Daddy's gonna die the way he lived: Corona and Lyme"

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What's a paralympian's worst nightmare?

Testing positive for WD-40

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