Teacher: No use crying now! You shoulda studied! (Holding up the test papers...)
It was mandatory drug test day at my company, and we were standing in line awaiting our turn. Finally, the tester came by with his kit, took one look at me and said, "Sir, you even look stoned. Do you think you can pass this drug test"?
"Sure, man", I said. Then I promptly grabbed the kit and passed it to the guy next to me.
Needless to say, I passed!
So today is 4/20
4/20 is national weed day, 4/21 is national surprise drug test day and 4/22 is national unemployment day
Do you know what today is?
I told my boss with a giant smile. He rolled his eyes and said "It's 4/20." "4/20! Hell yeah!" I yelled. As I started to walk away, he said "Wait, don't you know what tomorrow is though?" Puzzled I said "No?" "Random drug test day." He said back.
I have a new tactic for school exams
Step 1. - Get a australian friend
Step 2. -Call him on the test day
Step 3. -He says results of your test
Step 4. -Ask him for answers
Thats all
sorry if i have bad english its not my native language
Need something witty to say after i pee in a cup...
Tomorrow is drug test day... Not sure this is actually the right sub for this but watevs.
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