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I was playing an updated version of Oregon Trail voiced by Terry Crews.

I made the comment that he wasn’t a good voice actor, and the game abruptly ended. Apparently, I died of dissin’ Terry.

My friend met Terry Crews and made fun of him so Terry beat him to death

The coroner says he died from dysentery

What do you call your GPS if it has the voice of Terry Crews?

Crews Control.

What happened to the guy who called Terry Crews muscles too small?

He died of dissing terry

We should clone Terry Crews and arm his horde of clones to wage war on our enemies

He could form the basis for a new milli-Terry

Top 5 highest Paid Black Actors

1. Terry Crews $800,000,000
2. Bill Cosby $400,000,000
3. Will Smith $350,000,000
4. Robert Downey Jr $300,000,000
5. Denzel Washington $280,000,000

Plot devices have Mary Sues, comic books have Gary Stus...

Hollywood has Terry Crews.

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