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Tequilas Jokes

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Guy walks into a bar asking 10 shots of tequila

So the bartender asks what's the occasion. The guy replies he just had his first blow job. Bartender feels happy for the guy and says "first one is on the house". Guy replied "if 10 can't wash the taste off my mouth, I don't see how 11th would help"

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A guy goes into the bar and orders 6 tequilas. The bartender sets em up and he quickly knocks them back 1 by 1. The bartender says "What are you celebrating?" The guy says "I got my first Blow job today!" The bartender says "Congratulations! Have a drink on the house!" The guy says No that's OK...if...

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