UPJOKE

What do you get when you mix American Literature and alcohol?

Tequila Mockingbird

What is a librarian's favourite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird

What’s the drunk Mexican’s favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird.
(Yes I know it's horrible :P)

There's a new book about a bird that gets drunk.

It's called **Tequila Mockingbird**.

My local off-licence has started hosting a book club.

First up is Tequila Mockingbird.

In high school I knew we had an alcoholic Mexican English teacher

When she had us read Tequila Mockingbird

What happens when you cross alcoholism and books of literary merit?

Tequila Mockingbird

Harper Lee made her own alcohol several decades ago, researchers found out it's called

Tequila Mockingbird.

what do you call a bookstore that's also a bar?

tequila mockingbird

What's a Mexican's favourite novel?

Tequila Mockingbird.


(I'm sure this joke has been made before, but I thought it up this morning.)

What do you call a bird that drunkenly conveys a compelling perspective on racial hatred?

Tequila Mockingbird.

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