A girl and a boy are locked out of their house. They can't find any way in, so the girl leans forward and starts talking to the door lock... "Hey door lock you're looking nice today, why don't you go ahead and let us in."
The door magically unlocks itself. The boy is shocked, "how did you d...
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A father and his ten year old son were in the grocery store…
…and the son was throwing a penny up and catching it. After several successful attempts, he threw it up, lost it in a light and it went into his mouth. He started choking which caused the father to start freaking out and yelling for a doctor.
A well dressed woman walked over, calmly reached d...
Plane with 5 passengers on board, Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Angela Merkel, The Pope and a ten year old school boy. The plane is about to crash and there are only 4 parachutes.
Plane with 5 passengers on board, Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Angela Merkel, The Pope and a ten year old school boy. The plane is about to crash and there are only 4 parachutes.
Trump said I need one. I’m the smartest man in the USA and am needed to sort out the problems of the World!’, take...
My ten year old was arrested for buying a lollipop
He was charged with under-age purchase from a licker store
A Ten year old Girl asks her mum. In 2030.
Girl: Mummy? Who's my daddy?
Mummy: I don't know honey, he was wearing a mask.
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