The school phoned me today and said, "Your son's been telling lies."
I replied, "Well, tell him he's really good - I haven't got any kids!"
Angela Merkel, Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump are shot during a conference and die...
Up in the sky, they are greeted by Saint Peter who says: ‚You have died. As you are politicians, surely you have sinned. Therefore you must wade through the Swamp of Lies before you can go to Heaven and join Him in eternal happiness.‘
As in her former life, Merkel wants to tackle every challe...
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One day, Billy's teacher asked him, " I heard your mom had a baby. What did she have?"
Billy paused and thought for a moment and said, "I think she had a bicycle."
"Now Billy, you know that your mom didn't have a bicycle. What did she have?"
"Maybe it was a tricycle."
"Billy, don't stand there and lie to me. We're going to the principal's office right now!" ...
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A Minister was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them between 10 and 12 years of age.
The group had surrounded a dog. Concerned lest the boys were hurting the dog, he went over and asked "What are you doing with that dog?"
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