I was about to tell some new jokes about the expensive eggs I bought
But before I could, someone poached them.
I tried to tell some of my vaccinated friends a joke about measles.
But they just didn't get it.
I would tell some good Lord of the Rings jokes
but all the good ones ara-gone.
People always fondly say, "If these walls could talk, they could tell some crazy stories"
Don't bother, my walls could talk and all they did was moan my dad's name
Im gonna tell some jokes about birthdays to this anti vax kid
But i guess he wont get many of them tbh
I was going to tell some rabbit jokes
But people tend not to carrot all about them.
A man with Alzheimer's decides he wants tell some friends a joke.
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