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Tell me something I don't know.

My wife, Father and mother in-law, and myself are at dinner. The restaurant is packed. I say, "Service sure is slow tonight."

Father In Law, "Tell me something I *don't* know." followed by a smirk. Feigning a smile, I ignore the comment.

A little later into dinner my wife and I are ta...

I said to a fat girl today...

I said to a fat girl today,

"You're a big girl!"

She replied, "Tell me something I don't know."

I said, "Salad tastes nice"

A Grandma and granddaughter

Are at the table eating breakfast. The grandmother says. It's going to be a hot one today. The granddaughter says oh yeah tell me something I don't know? The grandmother looks over and says I can get my whole fist in your grandfather's ass

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