My 4 year old son just got me with a dad joke I hadn't heard before.
My son was playing with his teenage mutant ninja turtle action figures, and was making them fight each other.
Me: "Where are their weapons? Are they just fighting with their bare hands?"
Son: "No, they are fighting with their turtle hands."
Doesn't have a clue why I was laughin...
A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “you’re underage. Get the hell out of here.”
Why were the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles arrested for terrorism?
They’d been radicalised.
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I don't know why people keep asking if one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is gay.
They have a strict "Don't Ask Donatello" policy
Shredder finally defeated the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
All he had to do is to throw a box of plastic straws to the sewer system.
I've just been robbed by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
Though ironically, he wasn't wearing a mask so I don't know which one he was.
What do the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles call Usain Bolt?
Master Sprinter.
What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?
Those are the wrong Sais.
A guy goes to a fancy dress party with his girlfriend on his back....
When asked what he has come as he tells everyone, "I'm a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle of course" "What's that on your back then???" "Oh, that's Michele he replies"
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