Teach A Man To Fish Jokes

Teach a Nigerian to phish, and he'll become a prince.

Teach a man to fish and he will spend a fortune on gear he will only use twice a year.

Teach a fish to man and he'll wonder why he can't climb a tree.

Give a man a fire, he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he's warm for the rest of his life.

...he has to buy bamboo rods, graphite reels, monofilament lines, neoprene waders, creels, tackleboxes, lures, flies, spinners, worm rigs, slip sinkers, offset hooks, gore-tex hats, 20 pocket vests, fish finders, depth sounders, radar, boats, trailers, global positioning systems, coolers, and six-pa... read more

Give a man a fish, and he'll ask for a lemon.

Teach a man to fish, and he'll leave work early on Fridays.

Give a man a fish, and he won't see you dump the body in the lake.

Teach a man to fish, and he'll be the only one at the crime scene when the police arrive..

Teach a man to fish...and over the course of the next few years more and more pieces of fishing equipment will disappear from your garage