Didn't do much in the bedroom but I left the biscuits in all day and they didn't go soft!
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A vampire walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "What will you have?"
Vampire says, "A cup of hot water."
The bartender asks, "Do you want any teabags with that?"
The vampire replies as he proceeds to pull out a bloody tampon, "No thanks, I brought my own."
When I were a lad my mother would send me down the shops with a pound and I'd come back with teabags, a sack of potatoes, two loaves of bread, three pints of milk, and a dozen eggs. You can't do that nowadays....
...Too many damn security cameras.
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