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Tatt Jokes

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If you show me your boobs, I'll show you my tattoos...

Tit for Tatt.

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Girl: Show Me Your tattoss

Girl: Show me your tattoos

Guy: First, show me your tits

Girl: Why?

Guy: Tit for tatt

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A man gets his wife's name tattooed...

...on his penis. So when he his erect it spells her name Wendy. When flaccid it says Wy. One day hes taking a piss and a black guy walks in. He dosent mean to but notices the black guys dick also has a wy. So he asks the man hey is your girl named wendy? Guy looks at him and is like what? The guy ex...

A friend of mine is really into tattoos and recently had both arms done in full sleeve tattoos.

The right arm is done like those flames you see on old hot rods and the left is done to look like the flames of hell.

First night with the new tatts, he went to a pub wearing a singlet to show off his new art, but was refused entry....

No fire arms allowed.

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An Accountant goes to prison for tax fraud...

...on his first night in the joint, his cellmate, a six foot lifer with tatts on 90% of his body, says "whadda wanna be, the mummy or the daddy?"
Although he was scared out of his mind, the accountant still weighed up the odds of the outcome of his answer and said "I think I'll be the daddy."
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