What happened to the heart after it was tased by the police?
It was put under cardiac arrest.
A car with three physicists is pulled over by a cop.
Inside are Heisenberg, Schrödinger and Ohm.
The cop asks Heisenberg "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg replies, "No, but we know exactly where we are!"
The officer looks at him confused and says "you were going 110 miles per hour!"
Heisenberg throws his arm...
Police officer: "Turn around."
Me: "Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never comin' round."
Police officer: "**Turn around!**"
Me: "*Every now an-*"
\*gets tased\*
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