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Tambien™

Two old men, one French and one Spanish were sitting on a park bench.

When a beautiful young girl in a miniskirt walks by. Just as she passes them a breeze comes along and lifts the girl's skirt up revealing she's not wearing panties. The French man looks at the Spanish man and says "C'est la vie" and the Spanish man exclaims back "Se la vi, tambien."

A Spaniard and a Frenchman are on a train ...

When they get to their final destination, a woman is disembarking from the train, trips, and falls down the stairs with her dress flying up as she tumbles down. The Frenchman being the realist says "C'est la vie," to which the Spaniard replies, "Yo tambien."

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