Tallywhacker Jokes

A very young James went to his grandfather and asked for a tricycle.



Grandfather asked, "Jimmy, can your weewee reach all the way to your butthole?"



"Well, no Grandpa, it can't", Jimmy replied sheepishly.



Grandpa said to come back and talk when it could.<... read more

...halfway home he passes out on the street, and a gust blows his kilt up, exposing his privates.

Next morning a flock of little old ladies are on their way to church. They see him in all his indecent glory and are aghast. The bravest one pulls a length of blue ribbon from her purse, tent... read more

As they pass the elephants the daughter points at one and asks, “Mommy, what’s that?” The mom, seeing her daughter point at the elephant’s erect penis, says, “It is his trunk.”

“Not that, that thing,” says the daughter pointing at the penis.

The mom quickly responds, “ It is his tail.”... read more