In Afghanistan, they've made it illegal to count the votes cast in any election.
It's the Tally Ban.
Have you heard they’ve banned accounting in Afghanistan??
Apparently there’s a Tally Ban.
Why can't the Afghani girl tell everyone the amount of guys she's slept with?
Because there's a Tally ban keeping her from doing so.
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A list of puns
Here's a list of puns I've been collecting:
How do you throw a space party? You planet.
How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.
Nope. Unintended.
The shovel was a ground breaking invention, but everyone was blow away by the leaf blower.
A scarecrow says,...
I hear they’re having trouble keeping track of people in Afghanistan
Now that there’s a tally ban
It’s no longer legal to use hash marks to count in Afghanistan
This is because of the new tally ban rule.
There is a new terrorist religion that hates addition
The Tally Ban
Back in 1996, Afghanistan was very different.
You see, the only numerical system that Afghanistan used was the tally mark system. That meant that Afghans only counted things in tally marks. This was quite problematic because many people didn't know how to use tally marks correctly. Many mistakes were made and there was generally a lot of confus...
Why can't schools in Afghanistan teach kids to count by drawn lines?
Because of the tally ban
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