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Talking Muffin Jokes

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Two muffins are in an oven

The first muffin says "holy shit it's hot in here".
The second muffin says "holy shit a talking muffin"

2 Muffins are in a oven

One of them says, it's hot in here,

The other one screams ahhh! talking muffin.


I know this is bad but my biology teacher said it and wanted to prove it was a bad joke.

[Repost] Two Muffins

Two muffins are in an oven. One says, "Wow, it's hot in here..." The other says, "HOLY **** A TALKING MUFFIN!"

[Source](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/14xi0m/make_me_laugh_and_ill_gift_you_one_game_on_steam/c7i265g)

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