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Talk Dirty Jokes

"Talk dirty to me!"she begged.

"Alright," he said leaning closer, "Volkswagon diesel!"

To spice things up a bit in the bedroom, I asked my wife to talk dirty to me.

Telling me how dusty the garage was, and about the mold in the shower, was not what I was hoping for.

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What is it when men talk dirty to women ?

What is it when men talk dirty to women ?
: Sexual Harrassment

What is it when women talk dirty to men ?
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My wife likes to talk dirty to me in bed.

She says things like "get off me you fat fuck" and "what the fuck are you doing?" At least I got lucky the other night when she told me to go fuck myself.

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Whenever I talk dirty to somebody over the phone, they disconnect

I guess you could say I have a lot of sexual hangups.

My deaf girlfriend has a stutter, so I asked her to talk dirty to me.

Best handjob I've ever had.

An old couple decides to play the devil's tango once more, like during their golden years.

The woman asks in a shaky voice : "Talk dirty to me !"

And the old man to go :

"I shat myself !"

I asked this girl to talk dirty to me in PM..

Now we are discussing politics and religion.

Make me feel like a woman...

A man and a woman are on an elevator and the woman is immediately attracted to the man. He smiled and said hello, which only made her want him more. She could tell the feelings were mutual so she made her move...
Woman: “I can’t believe I’m admitting this, but I’ve never been so attracted to some...

Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

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