UPJOKE

If Coronavirus can't take you out....

can I?

A mosquito asks for a date: "I'd like to take you out to suck blood on someones leg"

She says "I don't know, I feel like I'm going out on a limb here"

Dad’s equivalent of the mother’s “I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it, too” to their misbehaving child

Dad - “I shot you once, and I can I do it again”

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