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Take Pill Jokes

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I take dick like I take pills

On the floor sobbing

Why there were no pharmacies in USSR?

Because you can’t take pills on an empty stomach

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A man goes to the dentist...

A man went to the dentist to have a tooth extracted.
The dentist gets him seated and says " Ok, just a little novocaine and we can get started.
The man says " Oh doc, I'm not so great with needles, I can't do that..."
"Ok, how about a mask? Can I use that to put you under?"
"No D...

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