How long does it take my wife to screw in a lightbulb?
I don't know, she usually just screws in her boss's office.
Take my wife
...for example
I take my wife goes to Hooters.
I found out my wife had never been to Hooters before so I thought I would take her there and let her see that it wasn’t all that it was made up to be. So one early afternoon we headed over to the Hooters restaurant to get a few wings. It was crowded like it always is and we were ushered to a table i...
Take my wife!! Please!!
I take my wife everywhere, but she finds her way home.
I always take my wife morning tea in my pajamas...
... but is she grateful? No, she says she'd rather have it in a cup.
I’m excited to take my wife to a new musical about puns
It’s basically a play on words
What happens when you take my wife to Madame Tussauds?
Me and the wife went to Madame Tussauds chamber of horrors today. The wife was really enjoying it. Until one of the workers said "Keep her moving sir, we're stock-taking..."
I was gonna take my wife out last night.....
But the gun jammed.
I was bored this morning and decided to take my wife's medication just to see what the side effects were
Funny, it didn't make me want to sleep with my best friend...
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