Mom asks, "Are you going to take me out to a restaurant for Mother's Day?"
Kid replies, "We have food at home"
“Please, take me out to dinner!”
“I don’t date married women, sorry.”
“I’m your wife!”
“No exceptions!”
My wife said she wanted to take me out.
But she couldn't find a hitman
My grandparents would always take me out to dinner when I was a kid and jokingly ask me, "Are you paying this time?"
I would laugh and say "No! I don't have any money". They did this right up until I started college. We went to dinner same as always but at the end they didn't ask me. It was strange but figured they forgot. Well after a while it started to bother me. Finally after dinner one night I asked them "Why...
Alcoholic, women lover and weed smoker go to hell
The Satan says them: "you can get out if you'll spend 100 years in a room with your main addictions".
He shows the alcoholic a room with lots of alcohol. Alcoholic says: "ok, i'll spend 100 years here".
Then he shows a women lover a room with beautiful young women. He says "ok, i'll...
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