A banker decided to get his first tailor made suit.....
A young banker decided to get his first tailor made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit. A week later he went in for his first fitting. He put on the suit and he looked stunning, he felt that in this suit he can do business. As he was preening himself in fron...
What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?
Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?
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A well-renown, high-powered lawyer was just in a horrific car accident.
He was side-swiped, ripping the driver's side door completely off.
A police officer, who happened to be there, ran straight to the man. He found the him sitting on the ground against the wreck angrily swearing and yelling.
Officer: (Relieved the man is well enough to be yelling): "You...
The Blonde Mortician
A man who just died is taken to the local mortuary. He is wearing an very expensive and high quality tailored blue suit.
The mortician is a blonde female and she asks the wife of the deceased man wife how she would like the body to be dressed.
The motician says that the man does look v...
An old man dies.
His wife takes him to the funeral home, and the director tells her "Do you have any special request?"
The wife says "Well, yes. As you can see he is wearing a black suit. He loved blue. Please, not matter the cost, get him a blue suit."
"No problem", the funeral director says.